What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-J W Pepper

Who was the actor least deserving of an Academy Award?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What are some reasons why some men choose to live alone instead of getting married?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

You Only Live Twice

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why are US customs agents so talkative? I cringed hard when a US customs agent asked me if I was on vacation. He doesn’t need to know why I went to another country as long as I am a U.S. citizen.

Dr No

A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-”Ah so!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Live and Let Die

Why is my Whirlpool fridge not cooling but the freezer works? What is the solution?

From Russia With Love

Octopussy

Diamonds Are Forever

How do you feel about Donald Trump signing an executive order that says there are only two genders?

Moonraker

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What is music publishing?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Is it possible to permanently quit pornography?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?